Customer: Um, waiter? Will you ask Rick if he will have a drink with us?
Carl Headwaiter: Madame he never drinks with customers. Never. I have never seen it.
Customer: What makes saloon keepers so snobbish?
German Banker: Perhaps if you tell him I run the second largest banking house in Amsterdam?
Carl Headwaiter: Second largest? It wouldn't impress Rick. The leading banker in Amsterdam is the pastry chef in our kitchen.
German Banker: We have something to look forward to.
Carl Headwaiter: And his father's the bellboy.