Last Words

i am gonna steal this

“Gee, he was here a moment ago …” —(What George wanted on his tombstone—if he’d had one.)

Dora

“It’s called the American Dream because to believe it, you have to be ASLEEP!”

Reklam

Dora

Laughter, like politics, is always local.

Dora

Only pinheaded criminal business pricks and politicians wrote autobiographies.

He was also doing a new humor book, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a title designed to be offensive to all three Abrahamic faiths. (When it came out in 2004, the only religious institution it offended was Walmart. Because the cover lampooned the Last Supper with George seated at the table, waiting for Jesus, they refused to rack the book.)

Dora

Sliding headfirst down a vagina with no clothes on and landing in the freshly shaven crotch of a screaming woman did not seem to be part of God’s plan for me. At least not at first. I’m not one of those people who can boast of having been a sparkle in his mother’s eye. A cinder comes closer.