Last Words
George CarlinQuotes
“It’s called the American Dream because to believe it, you have to be ASLEEP!”
Circumcision: a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.
i am gonna steal this
“Gee, he was here a moment ago …”
—(What George wanted on his tombstone—if he’d had one.)
Laughter, like politics, is always local.
Bütün işi tırtıl yapar; ama şöhreti kelebek kapar- George Carlin
I support a woman’s right to an abortion. So long as it’s not my abortion.
For the first four weeks of my life I lived to projectile vomit. My mother later told me with great pride: “They would feed you and you would shoot formula clear across the room. You couldn’t keep anything down.” And I still can’t. This remarkable inability to hold anything back and to spew it clear across a public space has served me well my whole life.