Bad stuff just happens! And it just happens to me all the time! It happened before Rick and it'll happen without him, too! It's nobody else's fault that life just craps all over me! I'm Morty Smith and --and--and the universe just hates me!
Wow, "Jerry and Rick's day off fun"? That's exactly what this is! That's so smart Jerry, no wonder you work in advertising.
I wish I was creative like you, Jerry. Last week I discovered the cure for cancer in my dimension, but I bet it's not the same feeling as coming up with a cool slogan for a t-shirt.
-Hey, M-Morty, don't eat too many of these pancakes... I need your bowels to be pretty--urr-rrr-p--pretty clear today, Morty.
+Huh, what? What--what do you need my bowels for, Rick?
-You seen innerspace, Morty? I've got some friends visiting from a micro-verse and they need a place to stay.
So I told them, "I know just the grandson!"