“I’m going to be a daddy,” I announced,
Ari made a choking sound, coughing dramatically like he was fucking dying. “Sorry. What was that? Are we talking about sex kinks right now? Because I need to prepare myself before I think about some puck bunny calling you “daddy.” Or are you and golden boy doing some reverse role play…because I was sure you’d be the one calling him ‘Daddy.’”
Lincoln also took advantage of Ari’s hysterics to dip his chip in the queso.
“No, I mean a real dad,” I grinned, thinking of Olivia.
“What’s her name? Is she excited about the baby?” Lincoln asked as he went in for more queso.
“She will be excited,” I finally announced to Lincoln and Ari as I snagged some more queso and started snacking on it.
They stared at me like I’d said something crazy, so I decided to just give it all to them…“When she finds out…”