“Is your translator chip working?” the gorgeous redhead asks.
“Listen lady, how the fuck would I know if my translator chip was working or not?”
“Well, can you understand him?” She gestures to our purple captor. “And it's not lady, my name is Jessy.”
“Jessy, darling,” I respond with sarcasm dripping from my every word, “if my translator chip was working I wouldn’t be trying my best to kick this fucker in the balls, now would I?”