Samet Turgut: Bad stuff just happens! And it just happens to me all the time! It happened before Rick and it'll happen without him, too! It's nobody else's fault that life just craps all over me! I'm Morty Smith and --and--and the universe just hates me!

Bad stuff just happens! And it just happens to me all the time! It happened before Rick and it'll happen without him, too! It's nobody else's fault that life just craps all over me! I'm Morty Smith and --and--and the universe just hates me!