ALBUS: I know, okay? Ron’s gone strange. Hermione’s a professor, it’s all wrong, but . . .
SCORPIUS: And Rose doesn’t exist.
ALBUS: I know. Look, I don’t understand everything but you can’t be here.
SCORPIUS: Because of what we did, Rose wasn’t even born. Do you remember being told about the Triwizard Tournament Yule Ball? All the four Triwizard champions took a partner. Your dad took Parvati Patil, Viktor Krum took —
ALBUS: Hermione. And Ron got jealous and behaved like a prat.
SCORPIUS: Only he didn’t. I found Rita Skeeter’s book about them. And it’s very different. Ron took Hermione to the ball.
ALBUS: What?