With each stride of the horse, the witch’s backside moved against my lap, up and down, rhythmic, until heat suffused
my entire body. I glared determinedly at the sky overhead. The situation had grown dire. Soon, she would notice, and soon, I would have to kill her for it.
“Is there a problem, Chass?” she murmured after another moment.
“None,” I snapped.
She said nothing for several seconds. Then— “You can tell me if there is.” She cleared her throat. It sounded suspiciously like a laugh. “It must be 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥, riding with me like this.”