Phalenar: "Executioner of the Coffee-Heads": Executioner of the Coffee-Heads Inheriting an empire that was in something of a state, he made up his mind to assert his authority. Hard. Deciding that his half brother Osman hadn't gone far enough with banning stuff just for the army, Murat banned smoking, drinking and especially coffee for everybody in the Ottoman Empire. In a list of "movies designed to piss lots of people off," banning coffee in Turkey probably ranks somewhere alongside banning cheese in France, banning guns in America and...well, banning national stereotyping in Britain. But Murad was determined. He hated coffee drinkers so much that he would patrol the streets at night dressed in civilian clothes, looking for people drinking coffee and then executing them on the spot. When not enforcing his strict anticoffee laws, he liked to wind down by executing people for literally any other reason he could think of: for playing the wrong kind of music, for talking too loudly, for walking or sailing too close to his palace or just for being women. Especially for being women. He really hated women.

Inheriting an empire that was in something of a state, he made up his mind to assert his authority. Hard. Deciding that his half brother Osman hadn't gone far enough with banning stuff just for the army, Murat banned smoking, drinking and especially coffee for everybody in the Ottoman Empire. In a list of "movies designed to piss lots of people off," banning coffee in Turkey probably ranks somewhere alongside banning cheese in France, banning guns in America and...well, banning national stereotyping in Britain. But Murad was determined. He hated coffee drinkers so much that he would patrol the streets at night dressed in civilian clothes, looking for people drinking coffee and then executing them on the spot. When not enforcing his strict anticoffee laws, he liked to wind down by executing people for literally any other reason he could think of: for playing the wrong kind of music, for talking too loudly, for walking or sailing too close to his palace or just for being women. Especially for being women. He really hated women.

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