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My phone buzzed next to me on the locker room bench where I was relaxing as I got in the zone.
“Hey there, golden boy,” I drawled pulling him up on Facetime.
“Just making sure you showed up to the game and didn’t get stuck again,” Lincoln snorted, raking his hands through his golden god hair.
“That was one time!”
“It happened last week, buddy! And you somehow thought it would be a good idea to call me instead of 911…after you got your pierced dick stuck inside your wife! What the hell was I going to do? You were literally inside her as you were talking to me!”
“Pssh, your calming presence helped me to relax enough to get it out. You were very helpful.”
Lincoln sighed, pretending to be annoyed with me. He was such a funny guy.
Lincoln-Ari.Kitabı okudu
“I love you so much it hurts,” I told her, and it was the truth. Our love was a living, breathing, painful thing.
Because having someone else own your soul was always going to be a painful, beautiful experience.
One I wouldn’t trade for anything.
One I would fight for with my very last breath.
And finally, I knew Blake was going to fight for it too.
Ari.Kitabı okudu
Tahmin etmiştim ama ben bile yuh diyorum artık.
I would have never let her go.
Leaving the Cobras midseason—yeah, that was never going to happen. When I made a commitment, I went all in.
Letting her divorce me? Also, never going to happen.
But I had needed a “come to Jesus” moment, where Blake realized she was just as in this as I was. That she couldn’t let go either.
And that…had required a little push.
So I’d hired an actress to pose as a divorce attorney, and I’d had a friend put together fake papers that had no legal validity. She could have signed those fucking things a million times and she still would have been married to me. If she had for some reason requested to take them to the courthouse herself…I had a plant in there too that would’ve pretended it was all real.
There’d been a million contingencies I’d had set up, but they all had one end goal…to get her back.
Ari.Kitabı okudu
about to answer…but something gold caught my eye.
On his dick.
“What the—” I leaned forward, sure my eyes were playing tricks. Was that a ring attached to the tip of cock? And not just a ring...the smooth gold of it really resembled a…
“Like my wedding ring?” he said proudly, swinging his dick around like a fucking helicopter. “Got it on our wedding night. Seemed fitting, don’t you think?” He thrusted his hips forward so I could get a better look.
“You have a wedding ring pierced through the tip of your cock,” I said slowly, because really, it wasn’t something you saw everyday. Or ever, actually.
“Yep. Now I've always got my ring with me. And judging by the way you were just screaming as I fucked your perfect little asshole…it feels good too. I got the “pleasure for her” ring, so I’ll have to leave a good review.”
I didn’t know whether I wanted to laugh, or jump him. Something about it was weirdly hot, even when he swung it around like an elephant’s trunk.
Blake-Ari.Kitabı okudu
“What if I don’t want to model?” I screamed. “What if I want to be a barista? Or keep waiting tables. What will you think of me then?”
“I think I’ll just set up shop wherever you're working and get nice and fat ordering food and coffee all day so I can be with you,” Ari said calmly. He gripped my chin. “Sunshine, the only thing I want for you is happiness. In whatever form that takes. You don’t have to be anything for me to love you. You just have to be you.”
“You just have to be you.”
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Sevdiğim adama sadece ben laf söyleyebilirim.
Clark: Thinking of you. Has Mr. Hockey Stick done anything psycho lately? I’m always here for you. I want to help.
I grimaced, a flash of anger skittering through me. Ari wasn’t a psycho. He was questionable…there was a difference.
Blake.Kitabı okudu
Because I was a lovesick fool who wanted nothing more than to be with my wife every fucking minute of my life.
And she didn’t even want to be my wife.
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It's a perfect form of marriage.
“This isn’t a joke? You really took me to Vegas while I was black out drunk and married me?”
He nodded his head, his grin fading as his lips settled into a determined line. “Yep. And you said “yes,” sunshine, so you’re stuck with me.”
Blake-Ari.Kitabı okudu
Including making things a bit more…permanent.
I grabbed my phone with my free hand and texted Linc.
Me: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.
Lincoln: If that’s a line you use on girls, it needs some work.
Me: You shut your mouth. My lines are perfect, golden boy. 10/10.
Lincoln: Oh yeah…how’s it going with Blake?
Me: …
Lincoln: That’s what I thought…
Me: Well, I mean. It’s going great. She just doesn’t know it yet.
Lincoln: I somehow understand that perfectly.
Me: I’ll send you pics of the wedding…
Lincoln: What? You’re getting married?
Me: Yeah. But again…She doesn’t know it yet.
Lincoln: …
Me: …
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