"Of course much of this was tongue-in-cheek, but what it shows is how that word feminist is so heavy with baggage, negative baggage:
You hate men, you hate bras, you hate Afri-can culture, you think women should always be in charge, you don't wear makeup, you don't shave, you're always angry, you don't have a sense of humor, you don't use deodorant."
"In my opinion, the best time to be alive is always right now. People are always whining about how they were born in the wrong century, but they really haven't thought things through. They picture the old castle they wish they could live in, but they don't think about the drafts in the winter, or the pitch darkness at night, or all the spiders and the lice. They can't imagine the everyday pain of a life without antibiotics or an esthetics. The tedium of a world without movies or recorded music or...or Internet videos about cats. And don't even get me started on women who idealize the past. Do you have any idea what it was like to be a woman even a hundred years ago? Horrible!"
"No one ever really stops feeling young. We may get a job and a husband and a house, but the whole adulthood thing is just a charade. We're all pretending to have grown up."