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The Locked Tomb #1

Gideon the Ninth

Tamsyn Muir

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"Surprise, my tenebrous overlord!" said Gideon. "Ghosts and you might die is my middle name."
"What do Marta the Second, Naberius the Third, Jeannemary the Fourth, Magnus the Fifth, Camilla the Sixth, Protesilaus the Seventh, Colum the Eighth, and Gideon the Ninth all have in common?" You could have heard a hair flutter to the floor. Everyone stared, poker-faced, in the thick ensuing silence. Magnus looked pleased with himself. "The same middle name," he said. Coronabeth laughed so hard that she had to honk her beautiful nose into a napkin. Someone was explaining the joke to the salt-and-pepper priest, who, when they got it, said "Oh, ‘the'!" which started Corona off again.
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He urged again, "Thoughts?" Gideon said, "Did you know that if you put the first three letters of your last name with the first three letters of your first name, you get 'Sex Pal'?" The dreadful teens both stared with eyes so wide you could have marched skeletons straight through them. "You—do you talk?" said Isaac. "You'll wish she didn't," said Camilla.
"You have always suffered from a want of duty, Nav. You can't argue that. You couldn't spell obligation if I shoved the letters up your ass." "I gotta say, I don't think that would help," said Gideon. "God, I'm glad you didn't teach me my spelling."
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"But for the love of the Emperor, Griddle," she said gruffly, "you are something else with that sword." The blood all drained away from Gideon's cheeks for some reason. The world spun off its axis. Bright spots sparked in her vision. She found herself saying, intelligently, "Mmf."
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“Why, Gideon the Ninth!” she exclaimed, mourning banished. “You’re a ginger!”
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