George Carlin Sözleri ve Alıntıları
George Carlin sözleri ve alıntılarını, George Carlin kitap alıntılarını, George Carlin en etkileyici cümleleri ve paragragları 1000Kitap'ta bulabilirsiniz.Dünyanın dört bir tarafındaki askeri mezarlıklar tanrının yanlarında olduğuna inandırılmış, beyni yıkanmış ölü askerlerle doludur.
Entropi
I want to see some explosion and fire I want to see shit blowing up and bodies flying around. I don't wanna know what country fucking pope is in.
Sliding headfirst down a vagina with no clothes on and landing in the freshly shaven crotch of a screaming woman did not seem to be part of God’s plan for me. At least not at first. I’m not one of those people who can boast of having been a sparkle in his mother’s eye. A cinder comes closer.
What If...
When Hitler’s mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs.
With all this natural selection going on, why doesn't the human race get any smarter? Is this it? Why are there still so many stupid people? Apparently, being a real dumb jackoff has some survival value.
Long before man discovered fire, he had sand and water to put it out with.