His Royal Horniness,
If I were trying to get fresh with you, you would know it.
Alex, First Son of Making Me Spill My Tea in Said Early Morning Meeting:
Hate you. Will try to get out of Germany.
x
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“Listen,” Alex tells her, “I’m trying to keep up a geopolitical public relations ruse here.”
“Dude, people are writing fan fiction about y’all—”
“Yeah, Nora sent me that.”
“—I think you can give it a rest. ”
“The crown wants me to be there!” he lies quickly. She seems unconvinced and leaves him with a parting look he’d probably be concerned about if he cared more about things that aren’t Henry’s mouth right now.
“Hmm,” Henry hums, the tip of his nose catching on Alex’s. “If I had known this was all it took to shut you up, I’d have done it ages ago.”
With a feat of Herculean strength, he summons up two whole words: “Fuck you.”
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Henry returns the favor happily, hungrily, and Alex doesn’t know or care what sounds or words come out of his mouth. He thinks one of them is “sweetheart” and another is “motherfucker”.
“I’ve, uh,” Alex begins. “I’ve never actually done this before.” “Alex,” Henry says, reaching down to stroke at Alex’s hair, “you don’t have to, I’m—”
“No, I want to,” Alex says, tugging at Henry’s waistband. “I just need you to tell me if it’s awful.”
Henry is speechless again, looking as if he can’t believe his fucking luck. “Okay. Of course.”
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