Me: Are you single?
Olivia: My boyfriend would be furious if he knew I gave my number to some random biker.
Olivia: I’m kidding. I’m not a very funny person. But yes, I’m as single as they come. How about you?
Me: I don’t do relationships.
Olivia: What do you do then?
I drug my sister nearly every night, cuddle her in her unconscious state, clean her apartment, and one time, I stuck my cock in her. I probably shouldn’t say that though.