“Um,” he says. “How do you get a turkey to gobble?”
“Try gobbling,” Henry says, “and see if he gobbles back.”
Alex blinks. “Are you serious?”
“We hunt loads of wild turkeys in the spring,” Henry says sagely. “The trick is to get into the mind of the turkey.”
“How the hell do I do that?”
“So,” Henry instructs. “Do as I say. You have to get quite close to the turkey, like, physically.”
Carefully, still cradling the phone close, Alex leans toward the wire bars. “Okay.”
“Make eye contact with the turkey. Do you have it?”
Alex follows Henry’s instructions in his ear, planting his feet and bending his knees so he’s at Cornbread’s eye level, a chill running down his spine when his own eyes lock on the beady, black little murder eyes. “Yeah.”
“Right, now hold it,” Henry says. “Connect with the turkey, earn the turkey’s trust... befriend the turkey...”
“Okay...”
“Buy a summer home in Majorca with the turkey...”
“Oh, I fucking hate you!” Alex shouts as Henry laughs at his own idiotic prank, and his indignant flailing startles a loud gobble out of Cornbread, which in turn startles a very unmanly scream out of Alex. “ Goddammit! Did you hear that?”
“Sorry, what?” Henry says. “I’ve been stricken deaf.”
“You’re such a dick,” Alex says. “Have you ever even been turkey hunting?”
“Alex, you can’t even hunt them in Britain.”
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Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got,
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“Dünyada aşağılanmış bir erkekten çok daha tehlikeli bir şey vardır: huysuz bir kadın.”
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Mia’ya öyle geliyordu ki, okulundaki öğretmenler, birkaç akıllı uslu istisnayı saymazsak, öğretmenlik dışında herhangi bir mesleği seçmiş olsa daha hayırlı olacak insanlardı.
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