Last Words
George CarlinSözler ve Alıntılar
“It’s called the American Dream because to believe it, you have to be ASLEEP!”
i am gonna steal this
“Gee, he was here a moment ago …”
—(What George wanted on his tombstone—if he’d had one.)
Laughter, like politics, is always local.
Bütün işi tırtıl yapar; ama şöhreti kelebek kapar- George Carlin
I support a woman’s right to an abortion. So long as it’s not my abortion.
Circumcision: a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.
Only pinheaded criminal business pricks and politicians wrote autobiographies.