As I was approaching the mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, "What's that in your nose?"
"They're called cannula," I said. "These tubes give me oxygen, which helps me breathe."
"Would they help me breathe, too?" she asked.
"I dunno, wanna try?"
"Nah," she replied, "I don't wanna look like a weirdo."
"Wanna know a secret?" I asked.
"Yeah!"
I licked my finger and rubbed it on her arm. "I just gave you cancer," I whispered.
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THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS is the hilarious new parody of The Fault in Our Stars! Just listen to these reviews:
"Grand." -Augustus Waters
"A douchefest." -Hazel Grace Lancaster
"Will there be a braille edition?" -Isaac
"Why wasn't I in the movie?" -Kaitlyn
All the big scenes that weren't in the book but should have been are here! For example:
--The scene where Hazel tells Isaac that "always" no longer applies if your significant other goes blind
--The scene where Hazel wastes her Genie Wish by wishing for a million more wishes
--The scene where Hazel tries to take it past first base in the Anne Frank House
And many more!
From support group to the swing set of tears, from Augustus' trophies to Amsterdam, from Van Houten to Venn diagrams, it's all in THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS. So go ahead, give it a shot. You know you want to read it more than "Paper Towns."
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Steve Lookner is one of Amazon's top parody authors. He began his writing career as an editor of The Harvard Lampoon, and has written for such TV shows as Saturday Night Live and MADtv. Be sure to check out Steve's other parodies, including City of Boneheads: A Parody of City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, Book 1), The Lightning Fart: A Parody of The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Book 1), The Maze Bummer: A Parody of The Maze Runner, and Gone Bitch: A Parody of Gone Girl!
